Before Baio’s career began to wane, and long before Swayze’s started to wax, there was Skatetown, U.S.A.  Based on the trailer, it’s some sort of homo-erotic, disco West Side Story.  If the trifecta of Chachi, Dalton and that sweet description don’t whet your appetite, how about a 70s smorgasbord of a cast that features Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), Ron Palillo (Welcome Back, Kotter), Melissa Sue Anderson (Little House on the Prairie),  Flip Wilson, Ruth Buzzi and Billy Barty.   Ruth Buzzi and Billy Barty?  Does that mean this movie will have a pie fight?

This Saturday at Silent Movie Theater.