Archive for March, 2008

28
Mar

You tell ‘em, Ms. Jocelyn!

You remember Jocelyn Elders, right?  She was US Surgeon General under our last, allegedly Democratic President.  You  know, the  one who was supposedly down with Black folks?  The last time she was in the news she was being thrown under the bus by the Clinton administration.  In 1994,  at a United Nations conference on AIDS, she was asked whether it would be appropriate to promote masturbation as a means of preventing young people from engaging in riskier forms of sexual activity.  She replied, "I think that it is a part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught." 

Next thing you know, she’s cleaning out her desk.   Apparently, the guy who was was getting sucked off by fatties in the Oval Office didn’t want the leading public health official in the country to tell people the truth.  Classy move, Bill.

Let’s hope the people at University of Arkansas School of Medicine don’t have a problem with pesky things like facts, logic and reason because Ms. Jocelyn is spitting some more hot fire.  (c) Dylan

Writing on alternet.org, she said:

 

The American College of Physicians is the largest medical specialty organization and the second largest physician group in the United States. Its 124,000 members are doctors specializing in internal medicine and related subspecialties, including cardiology, neurology, pulmonary disease, oncology and infectious diseases. The College publishes Annals of Internal Medicine, the most widely cited medical specialty journal in the world.

In a landmark position paper released in February, these distinguished physicians are saying what many of us have been arguing for years: Most of our laws have gotten it wrong when it comes to medical marijuana, and it’s time for public policy to get in step with science.

Bravo, Ms. Jocelyn.  If you get out to Cali, look me up.  I think I can definitely do something to help you with your glaucoma.  Or migraines.  Or back problems.  Whatever, let’s just hang out!

 

 

26
Mar

Ilan Mitchell-Smith has moved on.

21
Mar

This is madness

18
Mar

But, Nick. Obama is going to end the war!

 Riiiight (c) Bill Cosby

But what’s disturbing about Obama’s Iraq plan, as well as Hillary Clinton’s, is that both of them have plans that would keep 40,000 to 80,000 troops in Iraq. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17
Mar

Free shirt!

Friday, March 14th
9:20 PM
Vendome Street
Silverlake

Head start on a weekend garage sale?  Frustration at Friday evening’s wardrobe options?  Too lazy to go to Goodwill? We’ll never know. 

www.hangshitoutsideyourapartment.com could be the new Craigslist. 

 

17
Mar

Buzzkill courtesy of The Dept. of Transporation

I was enjoying a beverage and feeling good after a fun set at the always entertaining Triclops show. And then Mary E. Peters decided to show up and play booze Nazi.  "1 icy road?"  You need to get some region-specific posters, USDOT. 

All this  is gonna do is make someone want a Black & Tan. 

 

 

13
Mar

The latest in automobile anti-theft: Jesus Christ.

OK, car-owning Christians.  This is getting out of hand.  Not only does God have to worry about being your co-pilot, he has to provide you with an anti-theft device too? This was in the window of an SUV in Hollywood.  (I guess Jesus has no problem with gas guzzlers?)

Also, I stole this person’s stereo and Jesus did nothing.  They should get a trunk monkey. 

 

 

 

 

12
Mar

Riviera Beach, Florida. A town full of FUCKING MORONS.

From the Palm Beach Post:

Pull’ em up or pay up! That’s the order voters gave tonight by overwhelmingly approving Mayor Thomas Masters "saggy pants" law…Under the new law, anyone with droopy pants that show skin or underwear faces legal action. The first offense carries a $150 fine or community service. A second infraction carries a $300 fine or more community service. Habitual violators could face up to 60 days in jail. The jail provision produced a last-minute backlash to the ordinance. But the law was popular among elderly voters who apparently turned out at the polls.

Fresh on the heels of the news that 1 out of every 100 US citizens is incarcerated, these FUCKING MORONS decide that it’s a good idea to fine and possibly jail people for wearing their pants too low. The article mentions that "the law was popular among elderly voters."  What if someone had introduced a measure making it illegal to wear your pants too high instead of too low?  How would these FUCKING MORONS feel about that? 


 

 

07
Mar

Another reason why The Wire is the G.O.A.T.

 

The writing staff of the show wrote this piece for Time magazine.  In this current, politically charged atmosphere, it’s worth remembering that there are many ways outside of the ballot box for a citizen to bring about a desired change .  I suggest you read it in its entirety, but the gist of it is:

If asked to serve on a jury deliberating a violation of state or federal drug laws, we will vote to acquit, regardless of the evidence presented. Save for a prosecution in which acts of violence or intended violence are alleged, we will — to borrow Justice Harry Blackmun’s manifesto against the death penalty — no longer tinker with the machinery of the drug war. No longer can we collaborate with a government that uses nonviolent drug offenses to fill prisons with its poorest, most damaged and most desperate citizens.

Indeed.

 

03
Mar

There is no God




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