Archive for April, 2007



20
Apr

Architecture is dope, yo!

Not to get all “back in my day”, but I really have fond memories of the television from my childhood. Before it became all about selling children toys and breakfast cereal, most of the shows we watched were actually educational. And nothing got me fired up like 3-2-1 Contact.

Thanks to the folks over at Curbed LA, I’ve had this song stuck in my head for a week now. I can’t think of anything more good natured and earnest than late 70s-early 80s children’s television.

And the rap singers in this video are actually pretty damn good!

Bonus video:
I couldn’t talk about 3-2-1 Contact without including the opening credits of the show. “Hey kids! Science is awesome!”

19
Apr

A white person is wrong about Spike Lee…again.

The current issue of Esquire contains a piece by Mike D’Angelo entitled Critical Blasphemy: Five Things You Can’t Say in Hollywood. After assailing Ben Stiller’s recent work, high-minded documentaries, The Queen and “lengthy, ultracomplex, and artsy single takes” that he believes are ruining filmmaking, he makes the following bold statement:

“Spike Lee’s best movie of the past 15 years is one he did primarily about white people.”

Here’s why he’s wrong.

1. Since when did taking a shot at Spike Lee become blasphemous in Hollywood? Spike Lee is far from a sacred cow in this town. He’s always remained something of a pariah in Los Angeles because he clearly doesn’t care much for the city or it’s primary industry’s machinations. Also, he has a tendency to not take any shit from white people. (A friend of mine was doing production work on a Spike Lee directed State Farm Insurance commercial. The premise of the commercial was that a black guy had taken out insurance on his car’s expensive rims. When one of the suits suggested that the actor try smiling more, Spike turned to the guy and screamed, “You want him to dance too?”) It took him directing a painfully moving Hurricane Katrina documentary and his most commercially successful movie ever in the same year to finally get in the good graces of white folks. I’m sure you would find a ton of people in this city to agree with the sentiment that 25th Hour is his best work in fifteen years. And I’m sure that the vast majority of those people never bothered to see Clockers or He Got Game.

2. In his rush to praise a Spike Lee film that doesn’t feature black characters, D’Angelo forgets one important thing. There are several Spike Lee Joints produced post-1992 that are better movies than 25th Hour. Malcolm X, 4 Little Girls, When the Levees Broke,and The Inside Man are all significantly superior films. But, of course, those movies aren’t about white people.

17
Apr

Dave Chappelle can go all night long.

According to Variety, Chappelle dropped in at The Laugh Factory for an unannounced set this past Sunday. He took the stage at 10:36 and didn’t get off until 4:43 the next morning! I can’t even begin to imagine being on stage that long.

“It was just one of those nights,” Masada said of Chappelle’s appearance. “He had everyone laughing for six hours.”

Indeed, Masada said only about a dozen of the 150-plus original members of the audience left the club before Chappelle wrapped his set. “The audience was with him 100 percent,” he said.

17
Apr

Kevin Shea hits Frisco this weekend

I was once told by someone from San Francisco that the people of the city hated the term “Frisco.” From that day on, I’ve made it my personal mission to use it as much as possible. That’s just the kind of guy I am. (My college roommate, Michael Francis Carter, put up a hell of a struggle when I began to refer to him by his middle name in public. Eventually, he succumbed to my belligerence.)

The assurance by my main man Jesse Thorn that tons of people in the Bay Area take no umbrage at all to the term “Frisco” does little to lessen the warm feeling of spiteful glee that I feel every time I type or say those words. “Suck on it apparently minuscule group of San Franciscans who actually don’t like the term ‘Frisco’!”

But this is all beside the point.

My running buddy Kevin Shea is recording a a stand up comedy CD this weekend at the legendary Purple Onion. In addition to being a funny guy, Kevin knows how to hold his own in a drunken argument, which gets bonus points in our household. Next month he’ll be a part of the huge Kims of Comedy show at The Wiltern. But more on that later.

PurpleOnion

16
Apr

There’s no laughing in basketball.

They’ve already done away with the scourge of throwback jerseys and baggy jeans. Apparently, the NBA is now out to crack down on the rampant chuckling, chortling, and guffawing that these thuggish players are so fond of. Tim Duncan, you’re on notice!

13
Apr

Jamie Kennedy needs a dictionary

I can’t say I’m a huge fan of his work, but I’m interested in anything that discusses stand-up related issues. As such, I was curious to see the trailer for his upcoming documentary film, Heckler. It starts out logically enough with clips of Kennedy and other comedians being heckled and sit down interviews of guys like Joe Rogan and David Cross talking about hecklers. From there, things get a little weird.

See it for yourself here:
http://www.hecklermovie.com/trailer.php

heck·le /ˈhɛkəl/ verb, -led, -ling, noun
–verb (used with object)
1. to harass (a public speaker, performer, etc.) with impertinent questions, gibes, or the like; badger.

Lumping online critics in with someone who is actually interrupting a live performance that people paid to see is some serious faulty logic. It seems like he was just using this movie as an excuse to confront people who’ve written negative reviews of his films online. It’s narcissistic and disingenuous. As my friend and fellow comic Jasper Redd said, “When you stand up and say, ‘Hey look at me!’ you have to be willing to take the criticism.” Especially when you starred in Son of the Mask.

As if the trailer for that movie doesn’t make him look lame enough, fellow Carolina-born comedian Peter Grumbine’s account of Kennedy’s actions at a taping of G4’s Attack of the Show is the icing on the cake.

10
Apr

Oliver Stone: “All niggers like Scarface.”

Apparently, this is what a coked-out Stone said to New Jack City screenwriter Barry Michael Cooper. Cooper tells the story to Michael A. Gonzales in the current edition of Stop Smiling magazine.

I met Oliver Stone at a party. It was me, Russell Simmons and Stan Lathan. It was Paula Abdul’s platinum party on Hacienda Boulevard. Eddie Murphy was there. I said, “Oliver Stone’s my hero,” so I went over to him, but he was tied up. I said, “Man, my name is Barry Michael Cooper.” This was after NJC had come out. “I wrote the movie.” He said, “Okay” and shook my hand. I said, “Man, I love your movie Wall Street. That’s how I learned to write. That was my tool and my instruction book for writing NJC.” He said to me, “Okay, thank you very much. I bet you like Scarface, too — all niggers like Scarface.” And he stumbled off.

Right before I could go after him and commit career suicide, Stan and Russell pulled on my arm and said, “No you don’t. Let it go. That’s just him, he’s high.” High or not, it was a crazy statement. Still, I respect the man.

Another quotable from the piece.

This is gonna sound freaky, but crack made hip-hop corporate, because the guys who emulated the crack dealers became rap stars. They wanted to be tough like them and wanted to floss. Crack made hip-hop very corporate. It took it beyond break dancing, graffiti and the South Bronx. The stories that Biggie told, that Jigga told, that Eazy-E told, all of them guys came out of the crack culture. It really had a profound change on the culture.

10
Apr

The family that blogs together…

Live in Los Angeles? Like stuff? Then you’ll love my wife’s blog, Blackburn and Sweetzer. What’s that, you say? You don’t live in Los Angeles? Well, don’t you like stuff? What kind of person are you? Who has a problem with stuff? Listen, let’s finish this later. Right now, just go check out my wife’s blog. She’s only been at it for a couple of weeks and she’s already gotten mentions on Curbed LA and LA.com.

The blog focuses on lifestyle and culture from the perspective of a resident in our little corner of Los Angeles, West 3rd Street. Yes, she talks about fashion. No, it isn’t sassy.

10
Apr

Let’s chip in and buy Michael some presents.

His mom is not a happy camper.

06
Apr

Hey Don Imus. Fuck you.

I’ve always hated this senile moron. Now, I have even more reason to. MediaMatters.org has the story and the accompanying video.

Imus called women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hos”

IMUS: So, I watched the basketball game last night between — a little bit of Rutgers and Tennessee, the women’s final.

ROSENBERG: Yeah, Tennessee won last night — seventh championship for [Tennessee coach] Pat Summitt, I-Man. They beat Rutgers by 13 points.

IMUS: That’s some rough girls from Rutgers. Man, they got tattoos and –

McGUIRK: Some hard-core hos.

IMUS: That’s some nappy-headed hos there. I’m gonna tell you that now, man, that’s some — woo. And the girls from Tennessee, they all look cute, you know, so, like — kinda like — I don’t know.”

Once a few people complained, Imus did what white people always do after they’ve said some ignorant, racist shit. He “apologized” and admitted that he shouldn’t have said it. Of course, what he’s really doing is apologizing for the fact that he was dumb enough to say it on air and for the fact that people called him on it. Does anyone really believe this guy truly regrets saying those words?

I suggest you Digg the story so that everyone sees it, and contact his employers to let him know that they shouldn’t retain the services of idiots like this:

MSNBC
viewerservices@msnbc.com
MSNBC TV
One MSNBC Plaza
Secaucus, N.J. 07094
MSNBC contacts

PBS
Public Broadcasting Service
1320 Braddock Place
Alexandria, VA 22314




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