Namely, alcohol and tobacco are worse for society than some illegal drugs.

I say we declare a war on alcohol! Wait, we already tried that. Prohibition was a horrible failure. Sounds familiar.

New “landmark” research finds that alcohol and tobacco are more dangerous than some illegal drugs like marijuana or Ecstasy and should be classified as such in legal systems, according to a new British study.

In research published Friday in The Lancet magazine, Professor David Nutt of Britain’s Bristol University and colleagues proposed a new framework for the classification of harmful substances, based on the actual risks posed to society. Their ranking listed alcohol and tobacco among the top 10 most dangerous substances.

Looks like it’s time to send another note to my good friends D-Fein, Boxy and Wax Man.